Etcetera, etcetera....

Not interested in modelling? No problem, plunk yerself down here in the Warped Plastic rubbish bin and soak up the sights and sounds of absolute, well... rubbish.

This is the section that vainly attempts to make a geeky model site all things to all people. It also gives me an excuse to stick another navigation button next to the logo in order to prevent a lop-sided look.

Insects, bad candy, Britney Spears, human serviettes - it's all here. What more could you possibly want from a modelling site?? Alright, let me rephrase that: What more could you possibly want from a modelling site that doesn't involve naked women?